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21 June 2013 @ 01:48 pm
nope. just nope.  
A review of a book entitled Zombie Island: A Shakespeare Undead Novel:


Imagine that Shakespeare is a vampire, and that the Dark Lady he wrote about in his sonnets is a zombie-hunter named Kate...

...oh, do I have to? Can I just not?
melancholy in the rainliseuse on June 21st, 2013 08:39 pm (UTC)
If I wanted to imagine that I'd read bad!fic for free on the internet. O, god, whyyyyyyyyy?
tempestsarekind: austen snark is the best snarktempestsarekind on June 21st, 2013 09:55 pm (UTC)
I honestly don't understand how these things get made and/or published! Like, even if this book is self-published...that concept seems like it would be awful to have to spend time writing.
melancholy in the rainliseuse on June 23rd, 2013 10:53 am (UTC)
I like to imagine that everyone who writes these is just trolling everyone. That they sat down and wrote it as an exercise in writing something irredeemably silly and lolarious and then just laugh, like drains, when they get published - because they sent them to the publisher to troll the poor interns reading the slush pile.
tempestsarekindtempestsarekind on June 23rd, 2013 07:04 pm (UTC)
That would actually make me feel better about these books, if that were proven to be true! "Elaborate practical joke" is much easier for me to contemplate than "the writer thought this was a great idea."